On the first day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the second day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the third day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the fourth day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the fifth day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the sixth day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me six sai a-spinning,
Five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the seventh day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me seven knuckle press-ups, six sai a-spinning,
Five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the eighth day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me eight edgy Brown Belts, seven knuckle press-ups, six sai a-spinning,
Five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the ninth day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me nine naginata, eight edgy Brown Belts, seven knuckle press-ups, six sai a-spinning,
Five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the tenth day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me, ten muscles aching, nine naginata, eight edgy Brown Belts, seven knuckle press-ups, six sai a-spinning,
Five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me eleven evil embos, ten muscles aching, nine naginata, eight edgy Brown Belts, seven knuckle press-ups, six sai a-spinning,
Five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Sensei gave to me twelve blasted kata, eleven evil embos, ten muscles aching, nine naginata, eight edgy Brown Belts, seven knuckle press-ups, six sai a-spinning,
Five sprained wrists,
Four Hindu squats, three wrenched joints, two Chinese burns and a back-fist that caused a black eye
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